A new definition of insanity

Most everyone has heard Einstein’s definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, today I’ve come up with a better one. How about this: A woman buying a swimsuit without trying it on first and then expecting it to be a keeper.

Yes, it’s true. A friend of mine thought she could find a suitable swimsuit simply by judging how it looked on the hanger. Yeah, I know — I couldn’t stop laughing either.